SUCK FACE BLOW - Creepy Perv

The Coquetries Of

SUCK FACE

BLOW

CREEPY PERV!

A Short Fiction Series

That Is Supposed To Suck!

By

David A. Archer

02/15/1968

11/02/2006

The only difference between a regular guy and a creepy perv, is how many people you might know.

I didn't know that many people... besides my mom and dad... and my cat... and the neighbors dog used to like me allot, but that is between us... and that is how it will stay because otherwise my cat will get really jealous.

And so will my parents, now that I think about it.

Any way I look at it, it is just one of those things that is better savored and cherished to ones own self. We used to play fetch when no one else was awake at night.... and he wouldn't even bark at me when I jumped over the fence.

My cat doesn't like to play fetch like that. She is selfish. Adamant about staying clean... and soft.... and furry... and warm.... and soft.... and fun to pet.... but she is selfish.

She just looks at me in a blank stare when I say the secret code word that we agreed on when one of us wanted to play fetch.

Like she is just kind of teasing you while she sits there looking all soft and warm.... and soft and clean and purry.

My giant goldfish is wet and clammy. Kind of fun to play fetch with even though she (I like to think it is a she) isn't very good at it. She still tries really hard, flopping around and moving her fish lips, even though I usually have to pick her up and show here where the prize is before I put her back in the fish tank.

My parents like to participate, too. My mother can't get enough of it when I play fetch with my cat. Maybe because it doesn't happen that often these days. It must make it more fun since it is so infrequent. Like it is a real treat.

When I think about being Suck Face Blow - creepy perv, I really can't see it. Like I said, I just think it has to do with how many other people can relate to the level of ones perverse activities. Like in those self help groups. No one thinks anyone else is weird or anything.