SUCK FACE BLOW - Spell Checker Add Word Guy

The Coquetries Of

SUCK FACE

BLOW

SPELL CHECKER ADD WORD GUY!

A Short Fiction Series

That Is Supposed To Suck!

By

David A. Archer

02/15/1968

11/02/2006

I began doing it just because I knew that no one else was really qualified. It was a good thing that I did because my shrink even told me that it was a good place for an outlet to my obsessive compulsive tendencies.....

I know it sounds weird that I would mis-spell any words to begin with... but I compensated for that through just going through the dictionary in my slower moments and adding words in.

It paid off in being one of the better things I have on my professional portfolio.

I used to just have a resume but figured that once I got a good start on the "add word" functions anywhere I could find them, that I should upgrade my resume to professional portfolio status.... and I was right.

The very first time I submitted my professional portfolio to a place for employment, I got the job... and it was right up my alley!

I joined one of those collaborative on line encyclopedias and was immediately met with all of the editing tasks I could handle in the work day.

I even quite my job and started editing the encyclopedia from home... even though I wasn't getting paid to do it. I figured it would look great on the portfolio... and I was right again.

Before I knew it, I was editing speeches at the White House. Sure, it was an entry level job that put me in charge of the hub cap checker captains daily delivery to his crew.... but it was still a great gig.

I even almost got to see where the President sits sometimes when he is waiting for the car to come around and pick up his laundry.

It was the best car wash job I ever had; "The White House Car Wash"

They were so professional that who ever was there the longest got to where the name tag that said "President" on it. That was usually one of the guys that really knew how to handle the rags and even got to talk to customers.

Even in my success though, I never forgot where I came from. I always made sure I had a little time every week to add a word or two into some random spell checker. Sometimes I even slipped a few in at lunch, but only after I had some time under my belt there at the White House.

A rookie can't just walk around like he owns the joint, in any business.

That is just the way that it is, even for Suck Face Blow.