SUCK FACE BLOW - Karma Deserver Guy

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KARMA DESERVER GUY!

A Short Fiction Series

That Is Supposed To Suck!

By

David A. Archer

02/15/1968

11/02/2006

I deserve so much karma it could make a llama sick!

I was noticing the other day, how much more deserving I was than the guys that supposedly have good karma. I should get their charm, too.

I am just that deserving of it. Even the karma cops and karma giver guys know it and once they find a way around the rules about karma, they are going to give me everyone's karma that I want.

It pays to know people... and it really pays to know un-suspecting people with good karma to get it from through special processes and special connections with the karma guys.

It would normally take centuries to get the kind of karma I deserve.... my mom doesn't know it, but all she wants is what is best for me. So that is a good enough reason. If I could, I would just get it on her credit card. that would be the best way to do it.

I used to just try to borrow other people's karma... like underwear or something, when they weren't at home...but that didn't last too long just because of how it gets burned up by people like me that deserve it so much.

Think about how hard it would be to explain a burned, half pair of underwear in your room mates sock drawer when he knows for sure that the dog didn't do it?

That alone could tarnish a persons level of karma deserving.... just because you would have to lie in a way that meant you weren't going to get away with the lie all of the way so as to preserve your good karma deserving-ness.

I would just throw them away. The underwear.

It would just be too risky to have to explain used underwear and not damage my karma-ness.

I am not even sure if I believe in it... but I do like the benefits of having other people think that I do... and then getting to use theirs. Besides it is kind of funny to watch someone with good karma try to say something about someone stealing theirs. Unless they know that it is alright to actually address the issue without damaging it. then it sucks because you end up looking really dumb... and like a karma hog, too.

If I could afford it, I would just hire someone to do the P.R. work so the karma giver guys would always know how much I deserved everyone else's karma....

...and my mom thinks I should have their bank accounts, too..... but that one is still in the works with the karma exchange.

Their laundry people are all backed up with used, burned underwear.

Even for me... and I am Suck Face Blow.