SUCK FACE BLOW - Psy Ops Contained Subject Specimen!

The Coquetries Of

SUCK FACE

BLOW

PSY-OPS CONTAINED SUBJECT SPECIMEN!

A Short Fiction Series

That Is Supposed To Suck!

By

David A. Archer

02/15/1968

05/31/2007

So there I was sitting and pondering on all of the magnificent things I had experienced in my existence. Doing so in the cold, metal laden cafeteria of an unknown location and obviously institutionalized building.

I could have been on another planet for all I know. There was really no way to be sure with all of the modern space ship stuff and technological advance and all.

What I did know is where this area of my rather peculiar life had began... becoming a top notch Psy Ops Experiment Specimen, that is.

That kind of credibility doesn't come easy.... my parents still think I should be proud of that alone. Out of all of the possible candidates for such haphazard, potentially mind numbing secret government psychological variations of conditioning (such as the plunger salesman from down the street), they chose me to twiddle and experiment on!

It truly began when my mother got her five year token in Munchhausen Syndrome Anonymous. It was part of the ceremony in offering a list of directions within the medical industry, in which a caring mother might choose to place their child as a sort of middle ground regarding the incredibly mutated tendency of said caring mothers.. more specifically, the caring mothers having reached a five year mark in the program itself.

She talked it over with my father who of course, as most are regarding Munchhausen spouses, was all but entirely flaccid concerning things about raising a child, and he agreed readily that I should be part of some extended program as a part of her healing process.

It didn't hurt that my mother was extended the ultra-secret important opportunity within the listed medical study opportunities, which consisted of affiliation with an intensive Psychological Operations control.

Before I knew it, I was locked away and being starved in some undisclosed location... in what seemed to be a single-wide mobile home trailer.. and of course inundated with various forms and amplitudes of microwave frequencies.

Not to mention the occasion personal treatment involving degrees of threatening behavior and interactions utilizing various implements; Guns and the sort, bludgeoning tools... and the ever present atmosphere of impending doom.

When I look back at it... I can see how the sleep deprivation, starvation and psychological affronts really worked well together.

In some countries it may have even qualified as living art.. but only in the more undeveloped nations I am sure.

I must hand it to them though... while I was consistently brought to a level of psychological and physical torment... I didn't really feel the need to entirely snap.

Maybe that is something to be said about my person... but I would hate to see what could befall an individual for laying claim to such personal credit as a well stabilized personality. Especially in light of the desired results of such a control study, seemed very much to prove the inferiority and instability of anyone having been immersed within such a program. It is probably better that I somehow attribute such stability to the professional experimenter guy types that were running the show show to speak... as it must surely be as result of their design in such.

In considering it further.... the only real new experience for me in it - beyond the amplified and over accentuated threatening behavior - was the intense bursts of microwave pollution like frequencies. For most part, the entirety of it seemed a magnified... intensified version of a schoolyard in a special needs ward... but the intense exposure to microwaves was an experience to remember.

It truly must be a match made in heaven as the saying goes. Those tending toward Munchhausen like sensibilities and this particular area of Psy Ops research. You first only need a well adjusted individual... perhaps even a productive, maybe even caring individual that might even have some monetary worth as a kicker... and then someone in the Munchhausen Anonymous program affiliated with the Psy Ops thing to say they are their mother. You put their head in a big microwave and.... The rest of it is kind of automatic as far as sequence goes.

Most of the way, anyhow... at least up until the part where the parent figures get to then display the previously well adjusted individual now miraculously STILL a well adjusted individual.. though obviously at this point, such an example of/in levels of human advance and even subtle failures IS ENTIRELY AS RESULT OF THE INCREDIBLY SUCCESSFUL SOCIAL CONDITIONING PROGRAM WHICH IS ALWAYS TO BE SEEN AS AN INTEGRAL AND IMPORTANT PART OF SOCIETY.

After the program is administered... there is no other option than to realize that it is and was the existence of such important areas of social activity, which wrought the given level of personal human example within the specimen. Except of course for which ever personality flaws there might be... those are entirely due to a lack of compliance on the part of the specimen.

Mother is pleased and so are the areas of social concern. Both being even more important AND fulfilling the demented, psychological mutations in and around such things as Munchhausen syndrome entirely within a legal spectrum... except of course for the Top Secret parts (such as appropriation of said worth) which of course yet again, are Top Secret.

All while mother is recovering from the socially outed and raw version of such a disorder!

I am no less than incredibly blessed to have been included in such important social and human advance (as it will always be presented as, I am sure)! I must really owe them for that one.

How many people can say they have claimed their place in history in such a manner?

No one of importance obviously... maybe just some political prisoners that get tortured and stuff. But that is nowhere near as cool as the Psy Ops thingy.

I am SUCK FACE BLOW.... and I am SUCK FACE BLOW entirely due to modern social standards! Particularly the idea where Munchhausen like mentalities dictate the politically correct atmosphere. And especially in the areas where the Munchhausen parties could use a few extra bucks.

It truly is a better world because of it. Just ask 'em.. they'll tell ya'!